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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:48

share office space ...
Thumbs down again.
Another attempt resulted in ...
So, the docs changed it to read
Everyone loved it.
No go.
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
So they tried
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Nuts and Butts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?
Hysterias & Posteriors
Catatonics & High Colonics
No way
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Next, they tried...
Samsung’s entry-level Galaxy Watch 7 has returned to its best price to date - The Verge
Still no good
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Freaks and Cheeks
Citigroup lifts banking curbs on gun makers and sellers - NBC News
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Unacceptable again!
Loons and Moons
Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Ready or Not adjusts in-game violence and nudity on PC to secure PS5 and Xbox release - Eurogamer
Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Just Forget it!
They put up a sign reading
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