What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 02.07.2025 00:48

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

share office space ...

Thumbs down again.

Another attempt resulted in ...

A surprising study found hints of biological activity on a distant planet. Now, scientists say there’s more to the story - Yahoo

So, the docs changed it to read

Everyone loved it.

No go.

Anycubic has yet another sale happening, and the 3D printer I own is $200 off - Creative Bloq

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

So they tried

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Do all you people that took the "jab" feel lied to yet?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Nuts and Butts

Tyler Perry Calls Out Hollywood Studios at BET Awards: “This Is Not the Time to Be Silent” - The Hollywood Reporter

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

What is your wildest experience in Bangalore that you haven’t told anyone?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Catatonics & High Colonics

No way

Andy Roddick can't believe what's happened to tennis after Roland Garros finishes, 'I certainly didn't expect it' - The Tennis Gazette

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Next, they tried...

Samsung’s entry-level Galaxy Watch 7 has returned to its best price to date - The Verge

Still no good

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

Citigroup lifts banking curbs on gun makers and sellers - NBC News

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Unacceptable again!

Loons and Moons

Newspaper headlines: Britain 'battle ready' and 'new Maddie search' - BBC

Analysis & Anal Cysts

No, not a chance

Minds and Behinds

Ready or Not adjusts in-game violence and nudity on PC to secure PS5 and Xbox release - Eurogamer

Then came..

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Anthropologists map Neanderthals' long and winding roads across Europe and Eurasia - Phys.org

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Just Forget it!

They put up a sign reading

Feather-legged lace weaver spider kills prey by covering it with toxic silk - Phys.org